DRIP — Million of New Richs pray for forex_shark canonization, Vatican approve

DRIP — Million of New Richs pray for forex_shark Canonization, Vatican approve

DRIP is saving us

DRIP, created by forex_shark, is a recent cryptocurrency, well known for having saved life of millions of investors. If you haven’t heard about it yet, there is enough content on Medium and the Internet to know what DRIP is about.

With forex_shark’s amazing project, by simply “hydrating” your investment (with holy water please), DRIPs flow in your account and let you compound your investment and earn 1% daily. After such a lifechanger, most of the members of the DRIP family have started vowing a cult to forex_shark, sending prayers almost everyday, to thank the Creator and the Holy Hydrating Button, and asking for forex_shark canonization.

The vatican tweet announcing forex_shark canonization

In a recent communication, the vatican has confessed receiving thousands of prayers everyday coming from DRIP investors. After this massive and unusual influx of prayers, the Pope and the Vatican council have started investigate and invest into DRIP, “to understand this phenomenon” has they said.

They have decided to follow the DRIP investor scheme and started sharing their referral links on the Vatican web platform, always worrying about understanding even more DRIP. “DRIP is really helping people out of misery”, said the Pope after looking at his DRIP account. “forex_shark is a gift from our Godfather, we must respond to the adequate manner”, said the Pope Francis. “DRIP should be accepted when collecting from all church of the world from now on”.

After the validation of the DRIP project by the Vatican and having filtered thousands of prayers send to them, the council, during its weekly meeting, has decided to answer prayers and canonize forex_shark. DRIP has become the first cryptocurrency project ever to being validate by the Vatican and forex_shark the first crypto project creator to become canonized. Will forex_shark anounce more crypto projects in collaboration with the Vatican, this is probable as the Vatican has already received prayers about new investment projects and is already thinking of a stacking platform, to stack “DRIP” to increase investor chances of going to heaven.

JOR

ps: This post is an April Fool. I have nothing against the Vatican nor forex_shark nor DRIP community. If you are mad about me and this article, I let you contact me, I have a good therapist for you. :)



source https://10percent-jor.medium.com/drip-million-of-new-richs-pray-for-forex-shark-canonization-vatican-approve-5b6b7d6e3120?source=rss-c7839267523a------2

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